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[Disaster]

Now that is sweet. Two of my favorite feds going head to head. I was thinking the aCe had the advantage, but the CPC sure showed them who's boss!

Great results. Keep up the good work Bazzy

[bazzy]

October 26th 2004 held at The Vidaurri civic center

CPC Commissioner Prell announced the start of Bum of the Year Tournament
1st Round
TK v Cypher /// Shylock v Absalom \\\ Dante v Hanuman /// J.J Smooth v Stigma \\\ Euirtar v Thayne ///
2nd Round
Crucible v Indigo /// TK or Cypher v Brainstorm \\\ Euritar or Thayne v Gunnar /// Pendekar v J.J Smooth or Stigma \\\ Shylock or Absalom v Zed Marlowe /// Mensar v Raze \\\ Dante or Hanuman v Mike Fortune /// Comedy v Rubicon \\\
Prell "All matches are NO Dq and NO count out . That does not mean any hardcore move can take place . No interference by any managers or ally wrestlers . If so they will automatically be declared a loser . Remember in this tournament the loser stay on . May the worst wrestler , lose ." Also "Referee Scourge was suffering serious injury from the Money Talks PPV thanks to aCe tag team Painmaster & Sychophant \\\

Bum of the Year Tournament Dante bt Hanuman 0min11 (Slow count Stewart was referee) Heaven ///

Willow bt Desdemona 0min32 Roots to Branches \\\

Bum of the Year Tournament TK bt Cypher 0min07 Enlightenment ///

Bum of the Year Tournament Shylock bt Absalom (with a 4 card injury) 1min31 (Fast count Frank was referee) Fallout \\\

OFC Match Indigo bt Crucible 2min18 ///

OFC Female non-title match Morgana bt (Ch) Rhiannon 1min56 \\\

Trent Lawless talk show guest was Darwin's Legacy with Dr Barnabas
Dr Barnabas "Prodigy where in the back are you hiding . I want answers and rewards . Who won the Money Talks PPV ? . Us by beating aCe Darkness Falls . Where is our reward ? we are not your little puppy dogs . We deserve something for that great display ."
(Out came Prodigy , but pretected by the Punks tag team .)
Prodigy "Reward you for what ? . What about CPC Champion Brainstorm who still had to beat off Godsend , to secure the victory ? . What about Thayne , the first CPC victory after Stigma , Euritar and Sky Fire all failed to win ? . Comedy beating Paganax in an OFC match ? . The Punks right here . Their victory made CPC for the 1st time in the PPV take the led 13-12 . You are worthy of nothing to me . Infact I will make this match on the next card The No1 tag team contenders The Punks v (Chs) Darwin's Legacy ."
Dr Barnbas "Boy , has power got to your head . You are in dream land ." ///

Bum of the Year tournament Stigma bt J.J Smooth 0min09 (Slow count Stewart was referee) Stigmata \\\

Bum of the Year tournament Euritar (with a 1 card injury) bt Thayne 0min48 (slow count Stewart was ref) cockscrew plancha & pinned ///

CPC Ladies Title match Xenia bt (Ch) Serpentine 0min21 (Slow count Stewart was ref) Mother Russia \\\ (This is Xenia's 5th CPC Ladies title reign)(Serpentine reign lasted for 32 days) ///

CPC Heavyweight title match (Ch) Brainstorm bt Zed Marlowe (w/ Killer Queen) 0min59 (Slow count Stewart was referee) Superior Intellect \\\

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Card November 1st 2004 held at The Star Tac Astrodome

Bum of the Year Tournament Indigo bt Crucible 0min13 (Fast count Frank was ref) German Suplex & pinned ///

Sky Fire bt Sons of Royality 0min17 (Slow count Stewart was ref) Quetzal santon bomb & pinned Jack D \\\After the match Sky Fire attacked Sons of Royality with Talon Front Chancery on Jack D - Talon kneebreaker on Scion Nexus - Talon Running kick to face on Jack D - Talon Ch B Front Headlock on Scion Nexus - Talon Running shoulder tackle on Jack D & Quetzal got fork out his boot and stabbed Scion Nexus in the arm ///

Trent Lawless talk show guest was an Injured Scourge & Prodigy
Scourge "What are you doing Prodigy ? . I help you out , but you never protected me from Painmaster at CPC v aCe Money Talks PPV . I can easily be bought , you know ."
Prodigy "Calm down Scourge . Its under control . Sky Fire will pay for that , don't you worry . No one puts thier hands on my top referee . ///

Euritar bt Soulwatcher 0min11 (Lenient Larry was ref) Merciless ///

Boy of the Year Tournament Mensar bt Raze 0min14 (Fast count Frank was ref) Hostile Takeover \\\

Dante bt Bust Up 0min42 (Slow count Stewart was the ref) Hell /// (Brainstorm did Guest Commentary during the match . There was an attempted Interference at 0min33 . But Brainstorm was retsrained by security) ///

Bum of the Year Tournament Rubicon bt Comedy 0min29 (Slow count Stewart was the ref) No Return \\\

Bum of the Year Tournament Gunnar bt Thayne 0min39 (Slow count Stewart was the ref) Deathjump elbow & pinned ///

Pendekar bt J.J Smooth (w/ Olivia Swinden) 0min06 (Lenient Larry was ref) Turnbuckle disaster & pinned \\\

Bum of the Year Tournament Brainstorm bt Cypher 1min05 (Fast count Frank was ref) Hamstring Stretch ///

OFC Ladies Title match Morgana bt (Ch) Rhiannon 0min07 (1st roll) (This is Morgana 2nd reign as OFC Ladies Champion)(Rhiannon reign lasted for 26 days) \\\

CPC Tag Team Title match The Punks bt (chs) Darwin's Legacy 0min32 Punked Out on Nero /// (This is The Punks 5th reign as CPC Tag Chs)(Darwin's Legacy reign lasted for 58 Days) ///

Inter-Stellar Title (Ch) Stigam bt T.K (w/ Talisman) 1min43 (Lenient Larry was ref) Stigmata \\\

Bum of the Year Tournament Quarter Final Draw

Crucible v Comedy
Cypher v Hanuman or Mike Fortune
Thayne v Raze
Pendekar or J.J Smooth v Absalom or Zed Marlowe

(Remember the loser NOT the winner , stays in the tournament

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Card November 8th 2004 held at The Jannatiudes sports complex

Last card injury report Scion Nexus suffered a 1 card injury thanks to Sky Fire \\\

OFC Match Serpentine bt Desdemona 2min20 ///

Cossack Warriors bt Dynasty 0min48 (Lenient Larry was ref) Sergi Cossalt Cutlass on Excalibur \\\ After the match Yuri punched Czar in the face - Segei illegally choked Excalibur - Yuri full nelson slammed Czar - Sergei headbutted and ran elbow into Czar's throat & Yuri lariat on Excalibur \\\

Mike Fortune bt Hanuman 0min05 Money Talks ///

Morgana bt Rhiannon (w/ Splatter) 0min22 Ricochet \\\

Trent Lawless show guest was Raze
Trent "I have rumours you are not happy in the CPC , why ?"
Raze "Corruption or Stupidity ? . You decide . I wasn't even ratted good enough to be on CPC v aCe PPV . Yet later tonight we will see a match (CPC Ch) Brainstorm v Crucible . Just stop there a minute and look at this footage . (Video clip shows CPC v aCe Money Talks PPV Crucible been beaten bt Aegis with the Rampart's Revenge .) Now you tell me Mr Lawless . Is that your No 1 contender for your heavyweight champion ? . Ask the fans , if it is there No 1 contender ? . Yet Prodigy thinks Crucible is the number 1 man . Puzzling or what ? .I always believed that the winners got the rewards . So I ask the question what is Crucible doing or giving Prodigy , to be the No 1 ? ."
Trent "You mean corruption ? ."
Raze "Or are you stupid ? ." ///

Darwin's Legacy bt Sky Fire 0min11 Hadrian's Wall on Talon \\\

Bum of the Year Tournament Zed Marlowe bt Absalom (Had a 2 card injury) 0min50 (Slow countStewart was ref) Marlowe's Vice /// (Absalon must now face Pendekar orJ.J Smooth in the Quart Final) ///

Shylock bt Euritar 0min13 (Slow count Stewart was ref) Fallout (Mensar did Guest commentary during this match . He didn't do any interference) \\\

OFC Male Heavyweight Title match Indigo bt (Ch) Comedy 2min13 (Comedy's reign lasted for 34 days)(This is Indigo's 1st ever reign as OFC Champion) ///

CPC Ladies Title match Willow bt (Ch) Xenia 0min26 Roots To Branches (This is Willow's 4th reign as CPC Ladies Champion)(Xenia's reign lasted for 13 days)\\\

CPC Heavyweight Title match (Ch) Brainstorm bt Crucible 0min47 (Lenient Larry was ref) Sidewalk slam & pinned ///

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November 13th 2004 held at The Ecclesiastes convention center , Asteroid belt .

Last Card Excalibur suffered a 1 card injury \\\

Bum Of The Year Qualifier Pendekar bt J.J Smooth 0min06 (Slow count Stewart was referee) Kimura Armbreaker ///

CPC Cruiserweight Title match (Ch) Thayne bt T.K (w/Talisman) 0min10 Dq'd after a wild out the ring brawl \\\

Sons of Royality bt Dynasty 0min29 (Fast count Frank was referee) Synchronicity on Excalibur ///

OFC Triple Threat Match Zed Marlowe bt Cypher & Gunnar 4min05 Zed Marlowe Heir To Throne on Cypher \\\

Rhiannon (w/Splatter) bt Desdemona 0min05 (Lenient Larry was ref) Dq'd Bite Marks ///

Mensar bt Rubicon 2min14 (Strict Shawn was referee) Hostile Takeover \\\

Trent Lawless talk show . Guest was Crucible .
Trent "Crucible you are in the Bum Of The Year Quarter Final on PPV . Just 3 matches away form big time embarrassement . Czn you get Comedy ?"
Crucible "What are you saying Lawless ? . I will be the bum . The laughing stock of the year . Me ?"
(out came) Raze "Lawless might not have the gonads to admit it or say it . I will though . You can't beat Comedy . Then its Thayne or Me."
Crucible "You are so confident , eh Raze ? . That title might be become your own ."
Raze "Me . Yes I will win a title very soon . The Black Hole Bum Of The Year though ? . In your dreams ? ."
(Suddenly Raze & Crucible starting brawling on the floor)
(Out came) Prodigy "Hold it right there guys . Lets settle this later tonight . Inside a Cosmic Cage match ."
Raze "Great . What a way to show who the real bum is Crucible ?" ///

Shylock bt Mike Fortune 0min36 (Slow count Stewart was referee) Fall Out \\\

Cosmic Cage Match Crucible bt Raze 0min10 (Fast count Frank was referee) State Of Fear ///

Hanuman (w/ Gila & Mollock) bt Euritar 0min25 (Fast count Frank was referee) Cornered \\\

OFC Female Title Match Serpentine bt (Ch) Morgana 2min07 Deathjump Knee Drop /// (this is Serpentine 2nd reign as OFC Female Champion)(Morgana reign lasted for 12 days) ///

CPC Tag Team Title Match (Chs) The Punks bt Sky Fire 0min09 Taurine Deathjump elbow & pinned Talon \\\

Inter-Stellar Title match (Ch) Stigma bt Dante 0min41 Lockdown ///

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Card November 20th 2004 held at The Keramati Sports club

Winners are out , but the loser stay in !

Bum of the Year Tournament
Crucible v Comedy
Cypher v Hanuman
Thayne v Raze
J.J Smooth v Absalom

Semi-Final
Crucible/Comedy v Thayne/Raze
Cyber/Hanuman v J.J Smmoth/Absalom

Final
Crucible?Comedy/Thayne/Raze v Cyber/Hanuman/J.J Smooth/Absalom

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Other non-tournament matches

Xenia v Desdemona OFC Match

Sky Fire v Sons of Royality

Euritar v Mike Fortune

Cossack Warriors v Darwin's Legacy

T.K v Gunnar

CPC Ladies Title match Rhiannon v (CPC Ch) Willow

CPC Heavyweight Title Match (Ch) Brainstorm v Pendekar

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Bum of the Year PPV results

Bum of the Year Tournament quater finals

Comedy bt Crucible 0min56 (Scourge was ref) 0min56 Last Laugh ///

Cypher bt Hanuman 0min25 (Fast count Frank was ref) inverted backbreaker & pinned \\\

Raze bt Thayne 0min25 (slow count Stewart) Awakening ///

Absalom bt J.J Smooth 0min08 (Fast count Frank was ref) spinning neckbreaker & pinned \\\

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Non-tournament matches

OFC Match Desdemona bt Xenia 0min47 Rapid Fire Combo ///

Sons of Royality bt Sky Fire 0min15 (Fast count Frank was ref) Synchronicity on Quetzal \\\

Trent Lawless asked Commissioner Prell "Why did you hold your Bum Of The Year PPV on the same night (November 20th) as G*W*F Memories PPV (GWF Birthdate 1989) ?"
Commissioner Prell "Competition never harmed anyone . " ///

Shylock bt Euritar & Mike Fortune 1min21 Fallout ///

The Cossack Warriors bt Darwin's Legacy (w/ Dr Barnbas) 3min24 (Slow count Stewart was ref) Serhei cossack cutlass on Nero \\\

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Bum of the Year Tournament Semi-finals
Crucible bt Thayne 0min38 (Slow count Stewart was ref) The Singularity ///

Hanuman bt J.J Smooth 0min24 (Slow count Stewart was ref) Gorilla presslam & pinned \\\

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More non-Tournament matches

Gunnar bt T.K (w/ Talisman) 0min05 Dq'd after a wild out the ring brawl ///

C$P$C Ladies Title match (Ch) Willow bt Rhiannon (w/ Splatter) 0min39 Roots to Branches \\\

C$P$C Heavyweight Title Match (Ch) Brainstorm bt Pendekar 0min47 (Fast count Frank was ref) Superior Intellect ///

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Bum of the Year Tournament Final

Thayne bt J.J Smooth 1min04 (slow count Stewart was ref) No Quarter \\\

Trent Lawless presented the loser J.J Smooth with the You Suck Title .
Trent Lawless "Are you really that bad ? . Do you really suck ? ."
J.J Smooth "Its seems it . I am the one everyone laughs at and makes fun of . Thayne didn't beat me that quickly or easily though . One day I will have the last laugh ."
(J.J. could seen Olivia crying in the stand , that he had won Bum of the Year again . Out of nowhere Comedy appeared with a custard pie , straight into Olivia's face and her wig fell off)
J.J Smooth "Ha what ya doing , Comedy ?"
Trent Lawless "It seems the people are not always laughing at you J.J Smooth . Theyre laughing at you and Olivia tonight ."