Post by "Big Time" Adam Smasher on Sept 30, 2007 11:35:54 GMT -5
(Nothing against CPB, cause his fed rocks! But now behold the glory that is...my W3!)
W3 Card #1: Inception! From the W3 Arena (commonly refered to as The Ar3na).
(We see a shot of Flex Manley's face as he is on his back apparently bench pressing something. There is little reaction to this untill the shot widens to show that what he is benching is his valet Mona Mammeries! At this there is a large pop from the crowd. Undercover Alien comes up to the pair.)
UA: Flex, I'd like to ask you some questions about your match tonight.
FM: Sure, just let me finish this set. Nintey-eight, nintey-nine, one-thousand. (He sets Mona down and she hands him a towel as he stands.)
UA: Now Flex, you face off against Buddy Hotpants tonight for the W3 Heavyweight Title. What are your thoughts going in to this match?
(Flex finishes whiping down with the towel and gives it to Mona as she hands him an energy drink.)
FM: My thoughts? (He pops open the can and takes a heavy swig) My thoughts are that I am totally going to pound this guy! No wait...I mean I am, like, so going to bust his a**! No, that didn't come out right either. Dang man, it's hard to cut a promo on a guy that's a homo. Hey, that rhymed! Awesome! (He joyfully guzzles down the rest of his drink, crushes the can on his head and bankshots it toward the trash. It bounces off of Mona's chest before landing in the can.) Alright baby, nice assist!
UA: (Clears his throat) Well, your opponent's preferances aside, how do you plan to counter his highly unorthodox style?
FM: Unorthodox? Isn't that, like, a religion?
UA: Umm, no. It means unconventional, different...
FM: Oh, right, cause he's gay! Oh I totally have that under control. Every time he tries one of those moves on me I'm just going to look over at my girl (pulls Mona up close to him and holds her at his side) and, like, totally remember that I like chicks, dude!
UA: Well that will hopefully be a winning strategy. Good luck, Flex. We'll see you in the main event tonight on W3 TV!
(The intro vid rolls. Following that we see Undercover Alien in the middle of the ring in his trademark western wear and black hat.)
UA: Hello tonight everyone and welcome to our first telivised W3 event! I'll be your ring announcer and commentator, Undercover Alien, and do we have a flurry of wrestling action coming at you tonight! The Tandem Titles are up for grabs as Dr. Mutato's demented duo of La Cucaracha Grande and Dung Beetle Bailey take on the tasty twosome of Chalupacabra and Shiitake Jr. Plus the Jagged Edge title is on the line in a falls count anywhere frenzy between Busta Capp and Hardcorps. Also tonight Johnny Satan takes on Abraham Lincoln X, our own underdog Pillchard faces tha big cat Frankenpuss, and in our main event the W3 Heavyweight title hangs in the ballance when Flex Manley takes on Buddy Hotpants!
But now, let's start the show with our opening bout!
The first fight of the night features Wacky Kabuki taking on Monkey Chan. Kabuki cavorts to the ring to the boos of the crowd. He climbs up the turnbuckle and inflates a large balloon in the shape of Monkey Chan's head...then pops it with an oversized needle. Monkey Chan comes to the ring holding Eep-Eep's hand. The fans are cheering, and that upsets Eep-Eep who bares his teeth at the fans at ringside. As Chan tries to get in the ring, Eep-Eep shoves him causing him to fall. But Chan kips up and the fans cheer louder. This doesn't prevent Kabuki from starting a shoving match with Chan, which Kabuki wins. The two men go back and forth, trading moves in a gracefull dance of two buffoons. But in the end it is Wacky Kabuki with his FINAL PERFORMANCE who gets the win. Eep-Eep looks extatic.
UA: Well things sure didn't go Monkey Chan's way tonight. Now let's head backstage to see what's going on.
(Backstage Buddy Hotpants is doing some rather enteresting lunges as Fifi Cheveux d'Aisselle files her nails nearbye. Phineus T. Phatback walks up to the two of them.)
PTP: Buddy!
BH: What's up, boss?
PTP: You know darn well what's up! You have to win the title tonight!
BH: You know I will. That muscle beach reject won't know what hit him.
PTP: He better not, because if he wins I will not be happy! Understand?!
(Phatback walks away before Hotpants can answer him. Fifi walks up behind him.)
FCdA: Quelle graisse, idiot gonflé.
BH: You can say that agian.
(Meanwhile, in another section of The Ar3na, Morgoloth and Mo are trying to decide on what to buy from a vending machine when Lil' Torquemada comes up and pushes past him, puts some money in and punches the buttons, taking the last Honey Bun. Mo makes a sad noise and Morgoloth grabs Torque as he tries to walk away.)
M&M: I was going to buy that for my brother.
LT: Well, I got to it first.
M&M: I said that's mine!
LT: (Takes a bite out of the Bun) Nawt annymagh.
(Torquemada walks away leaving Morgoloth seething and Mo with a frown on his face.)
Back in the ring Undercover Alien announces Koala Bruce who climbs in the ring and waves to the crowd. He then introduces Inbred Red, who comes to ringside and starts shouting at Bruce. Bruce shouts back some before turning his back on Red. Red then takes that opprotunity to try a jumping elbow drop onto Bruce, but Bruce moves and takes Red to school! He is trouncing the hillbilly until he tries a shoulder tackle off the ropes and Red moves! Red takes over and quickly applies the BIG BARH HUG, making Bruce tap out!
UA: Well score one for the bear-hatting hillbilly. Time to check on some of the other tallent on tonight's show.
(Abraham Lincoln X stands in front of a W3 banner. He adresses the camera.)
ALX: My fellow enthusiasts, I must let it be known here and now that is my intention to defeat my chosen opponent for this eavning; a man by the name of Johnny Satan. I shall do this so that it may prove to all who bear witness that evil shall not triumph over a strong mind and a diciplined body. So I ask you a single question tonight, Mr. Satan....Whatcha gonna do when the Great Emancipator runs wild on you!?!
(ALX tears his shirt off and starts a posedown as the camera cuts to another shot of Shiitake Jr and Chalupacabra in a locker room "discussing" stratagy. It doesn't look to be going anywear as neither of them speak a common language except for crude charades and pantomime. The only thing that can be plainly observed is that both men are hoping to win the match tonight.)
The Lady's title match is next and boy are the fans ready for it. Mona Mammeries is introduced first and the whole building shakes from the noise of her crowd reaction! The reaction to her challenger, Suzy Succubus, is quite a bit less enthusiastic. This angers Suzy, who storms her way into the ring looking for a fight, but Mona cuts her off as she enters and takes controll of the match. Suzy is able to regain controll early in the match and holds it most of the way throught, using her Devil Dust and a lot of choking. However, after a quick reverse of Suzy's attempted atomic drop, Mona is then able to use THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES to shock Suzy just long enough to get a three count and become the first W3 Lady's Champion!
UA: Well not the most scientific of moves but it gets the job done here tonight. Mona Mammeries is our new Lady's Champion and congradulations to her. But we're not going to let up on the action, so let's head back to the ring for our next bout!
The pugnacious Pillchard is taking on Frankenpuss next. Or at least that was going to be the plan! After Pillchard is announced but before Frankenpuss could step in the ring Pillchard went out and started hammering away on the big green cat-thing! Frankenpuss retaliated and the two men battled back and forth out on the floor until security teams and Dr. Mutato are able to contain the two men. The match is ruled a no contest.
UA: Some bad blood in the age old saga of cats against dogs here tonight. Now I undersand we are going backstage again for more comments from tonight's tallent!
(La Cucaracha Grande and Dung Beetle Baily are standing in front of the W3 banner now.)
LCG: Tonight, my bug brother and me are gonna squish those two food losers into little lumps of left-overs!
DBB: Oh yeah, we are going to beat them down! Cause we are the biggest and best tallent in the Tandem division of W3.
LCG: And if any team out there begs to differ, we have a reminder fors yas...
DBB: We eat crap like you for breakfast!
(The two bugs leave the screen which wipes into a shot of Oog standing in front of the vending machine. He watches as a sound tech guy walks up to it, puts his cions in, pushes some buttons and gets his food. Oog then tries it himself, putting in some change {What, like cavemen are broke?} and pushing some buttons then waiting for his food. However his selection gets stuck in the turning part that despences it. Oog is not happy and tapps the glass...nothing. So then hits the glass...nothing. Finally, after a frustrated kick to the machine with no results, Oog finally goes balistic, picking up he nearby club and proceding to demolish the poor vending machine! When he is satisfied that the machine shall never defy him again, he simply reaches down, take his desired treat and leaves.)
Back in the ring the Jagged Edge title match is begining. Busta Capp is in the ring as Hardcorps slides under the ropes and the two start brawling before the ref gets the bell rung! They procede to brawl all over the Ar3na, hitting each other with anything that isn't nailed down and a few things that might have been at some point. However, it is Busta Capp who is able to hit a GAT SPLAT followed by two consecutive GHETTO GUILLOTINEs to get him the win and the Jagged Edge Title!
UA: Busta Capp throwin down and snatchin one off for his homies! Or something like that. Anyway, here come the combatants for our next match.
As Salacious Rex is making his way to the ring, giving the hungry eye to some of the ringside fans, Oog comes charging up from behind him and smashes Rex against the security railing! He then tosses Rex into the ring and goes to work. The two men trade off on offence quite a bit, but in the end it is an uncontested DINO MUNCH that seals the caveman's fate and gives the win to Salacious Rex.
UA: That Salacious Rex is tougher then old shoe leather! I hope Oog can recooperate from that bite. But now I'm being told there is some commotion in the locker room!
(Backstage security is trying to seperate Morgoloth and Mo and Lil' Torquemada! They are having ahard time of it until Phineus T. Phatback walks in on the situatuion.)
PTP: Everyone shut up! You two...or three, whatever, get down to that ring now! You guys want to fight, don't do it where the fans can't pay to see it!
(Security lets the two men go and they head down to the ring for an unschedualed showdown!)
Morgoloth and Mo and Lil' Torquemada hit the ring at the same time and don't wait for the ref to get started! H does ring the bell, but not before Morgoloth (or Mo) can clean Torquemada's clock with a hard running clothesline! Morgoloth and Mo seem to have the match well in hand until Lil' Torquemada takes the match out of the ring. Morgoloth rams Torquemada's head into the ring steps. Torquemada calls the ref over and starts demanding that Morgoloth and Mo be disqualified for illegal double teaming! And the ref buys it! He calls for the bell and awards Torquemada the win via disqualification! Morgoloth and Mo are mad, and Lil' Torquemada teases them by making fake crying motions and rubbing his belly as if having eaten a good snack.
UA: Well I never thought I would see that outcome! That has to be one of the strangest calls I have ever seen! The Tandem Title match is up next.
Chalupacabra and Shiitake Jr. are in the ring when La Cucaracha Grande and Dung Beetle Bailey Pearl Harbor them! There is nothing the food fighters can do as Bailey completely KOs Shiitake Jr. and Cucaracha is able to hit his CUCARACHA PLANCHA on Chalupacabra to get the win and the Tandem belts!
UA: The new Tandem champs make short work of their opponents here tonight. Perhapse Shiitake Jr. and Chalupacabra should look for other partners. But no time now cause our next match is about to get under way!
Abraham Lincoln X comes to the ring to rousing cheers from the crowd. He climbs in the ring, rips his shirt off and does a posedown before his opponent, Johnny Satan is introduced. Satan doesn't get a warm reaction at all, but it doesn't seem to phase him. He climbs in the ring and catches a charging ALX with a tiltawhirl backbreaker followed by his VILEDRIVER. He only gets a two count so he continues to punish the presidential duplicate. After taking a brutal beating at the hands of Johnny Satan, though, ALX somehow finds the strength to come back! He sends Satan out of the ring with a Presidential Press, then follows him out and the two men brawl outside the ring. ALX throws Satan back into the ring and quickly hits him with THE EMANCIPATION DEVASTATION to get the win!
UA: Well he had to come from behind to do it, but ALX made good on his promise to defeat Johnny Satan here tonight! BUt don't leave your seats yet fans, the main event is Next!
Buddy Hotpants and Flex Manley square off for the W3 Heavyweight title, with Phineus T. Phatback at ringside! Hotpants tries to get the upper hand with his more flamboyiant style, but Flex is either to much of a man or too thick in the head to get it! He takes the fight straight to the macho, macho man. Hotpants tries everything he can to gain an upper hand but Flex is having none of it! Manley is able to use FLEX APPEAL to get the win and the W3 Heavyweight title! Phatback is vissibly POed!
UA: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! MANLEY'S THE CHAMP! MANLEY'S THE CHAMP! AND PHINEUS T. PHATBACK IS LIVID! What a way to end our first show! Fans be sure to come back next week for even more exciting W3 action! This is Undercover Alein saying Goodnight from The Ar3na!
W3 Card #1: Inception! From the W3 Arena (commonly refered to as The Ar3na).
(We see a shot of Flex Manley's face as he is on his back apparently bench pressing something. There is little reaction to this untill the shot widens to show that what he is benching is his valet Mona Mammeries! At this there is a large pop from the crowd. Undercover Alien comes up to the pair.)
UA: Flex, I'd like to ask you some questions about your match tonight.
FM: Sure, just let me finish this set. Nintey-eight, nintey-nine, one-thousand. (He sets Mona down and she hands him a towel as he stands.)
UA: Now Flex, you face off against Buddy Hotpants tonight for the W3 Heavyweight Title. What are your thoughts going in to this match?
(Flex finishes whiping down with the towel and gives it to Mona as she hands him an energy drink.)
FM: My thoughts? (He pops open the can and takes a heavy swig) My thoughts are that I am totally going to pound this guy! No wait...I mean I am, like, so going to bust his a**! No, that didn't come out right either. Dang man, it's hard to cut a promo on a guy that's a homo. Hey, that rhymed! Awesome! (He joyfully guzzles down the rest of his drink, crushes the can on his head and bankshots it toward the trash. It bounces off of Mona's chest before landing in the can.) Alright baby, nice assist!
UA: (Clears his throat) Well, your opponent's preferances aside, how do you plan to counter his highly unorthodox style?
FM: Unorthodox? Isn't that, like, a religion?
UA: Umm, no. It means unconventional, different...
FM: Oh, right, cause he's gay! Oh I totally have that under control. Every time he tries one of those moves on me I'm just going to look over at my girl (pulls Mona up close to him and holds her at his side) and, like, totally remember that I like chicks, dude!
UA: Well that will hopefully be a winning strategy. Good luck, Flex. We'll see you in the main event tonight on W3 TV!
(The intro vid rolls. Following that we see Undercover Alien in the middle of the ring in his trademark western wear and black hat.)
UA: Hello tonight everyone and welcome to our first telivised W3 event! I'll be your ring announcer and commentator, Undercover Alien, and do we have a flurry of wrestling action coming at you tonight! The Tandem Titles are up for grabs as Dr. Mutato's demented duo of La Cucaracha Grande and Dung Beetle Bailey take on the tasty twosome of Chalupacabra and Shiitake Jr. Plus the Jagged Edge title is on the line in a falls count anywhere frenzy between Busta Capp and Hardcorps. Also tonight Johnny Satan takes on Abraham Lincoln X, our own underdog Pillchard faces tha big cat Frankenpuss, and in our main event the W3 Heavyweight title hangs in the ballance when Flex Manley takes on Buddy Hotpants!
But now, let's start the show with our opening bout!
The first fight of the night features Wacky Kabuki taking on Monkey Chan. Kabuki cavorts to the ring to the boos of the crowd. He climbs up the turnbuckle and inflates a large balloon in the shape of Monkey Chan's head...then pops it with an oversized needle. Monkey Chan comes to the ring holding Eep-Eep's hand. The fans are cheering, and that upsets Eep-Eep who bares his teeth at the fans at ringside. As Chan tries to get in the ring, Eep-Eep shoves him causing him to fall. But Chan kips up and the fans cheer louder. This doesn't prevent Kabuki from starting a shoving match with Chan, which Kabuki wins. The two men go back and forth, trading moves in a gracefull dance of two buffoons. But in the end it is Wacky Kabuki with his FINAL PERFORMANCE who gets the win. Eep-Eep looks extatic.
UA: Well things sure didn't go Monkey Chan's way tonight. Now let's head backstage to see what's going on.
(Backstage Buddy Hotpants is doing some rather enteresting lunges as Fifi Cheveux d'Aisselle files her nails nearbye. Phineus T. Phatback walks up to the two of them.)
PTP: Buddy!
BH: What's up, boss?
PTP: You know darn well what's up! You have to win the title tonight!
BH: You know I will. That muscle beach reject won't know what hit him.
PTP: He better not, because if he wins I will not be happy! Understand?!
(Phatback walks away before Hotpants can answer him. Fifi walks up behind him.)
FCdA: Quelle graisse, idiot gonflé.
BH: You can say that agian.
(Meanwhile, in another section of The Ar3na, Morgoloth and Mo are trying to decide on what to buy from a vending machine when Lil' Torquemada comes up and pushes past him, puts some money in and punches the buttons, taking the last Honey Bun. Mo makes a sad noise and Morgoloth grabs Torque as he tries to walk away.)
M&M: I was going to buy that for my brother.
LT: Well, I got to it first.
M&M: I said that's mine!
LT: (Takes a bite out of the Bun) Nawt annymagh.
(Torquemada walks away leaving Morgoloth seething and Mo with a frown on his face.)
Back in the ring Undercover Alien announces Koala Bruce who climbs in the ring and waves to the crowd. He then introduces Inbred Red, who comes to ringside and starts shouting at Bruce. Bruce shouts back some before turning his back on Red. Red then takes that opprotunity to try a jumping elbow drop onto Bruce, but Bruce moves and takes Red to school! He is trouncing the hillbilly until he tries a shoulder tackle off the ropes and Red moves! Red takes over and quickly applies the BIG BARH HUG, making Bruce tap out!
UA: Well score one for the bear-hatting hillbilly. Time to check on some of the other tallent on tonight's show.
(Abraham Lincoln X stands in front of a W3 banner. He adresses the camera.)
ALX: My fellow enthusiasts, I must let it be known here and now that is my intention to defeat my chosen opponent for this eavning; a man by the name of Johnny Satan. I shall do this so that it may prove to all who bear witness that evil shall not triumph over a strong mind and a diciplined body. So I ask you a single question tonight, Mr. Satan....Whatcha gonna do when the Great Emancipator runs wild on you!?!
(ALX tears his shirt off and starts a posedown as the camera cuts to another shot of Shiitake Jr and Chalupacabra in a locker room "discussing" stratagy. It doesn't look to be going anywear as neither of them speak a common language except for crude charades and pantomime. The only thing that can be plainly observed is that both men are hoping to win the match tonight.)
The Lady's title match is next and boy are the fans ready for it. Mona Mammeries is introduced first and the whole building shakes from the noise of her crowd reaction! The reaction to her challenger, Suzy Succubus, is quite a bit less enthusiastic. This angers Suzy, who storms her way into the ring looking for a fight, but Mona cuts her off as she enters and takes controll of the match. Suzy is able to regain controll early in the match and holds it most of the way throught, using her Devil Dust and a lot of choking. However, after a quick reverse of Suzy's attempted atomic drop, Mona is then able to use THANKS FOR THE MAMMERIES to shock Suzy just long enough to get a three count and become the first W3 Lady's Champion!
UA: Well not the most scientific of moves but it gets the job done here tonight. Mona Mammeries is our new Lady's Champion and congradulations to her. But we're not going to let up on the action, so let's head back to the ring for our next bout!
The pugnacious Pillchard is taking on Frankenpuss next. Or at least that was going to be the plan! After Pillchard is announced but before Frankenpuss could step in the ring Pillchard went out and started hammering away on the big green cat-thing! Frankenpuss retaliated and the two men battled back and forth out on the floor until security teams and Dr. Mutato are able to contain the two men. The match is ruled a no contest.
UA: Some bad blood in the age old saga of cats against dogs here tonight. Now I undersand we are going backstage again for more comments from tonight's tallent!
(La Cucaracha Grande and Dung Beetle Baily are standing in front of the W3 banner now.)
LCG: Tonight, my bug brother and me are gonna squish those two food losers into little lumps of left-overs!
DBB: Oh yeah, we are going to beat them down! Cause we are the biggest and best tallent in the Tandem division of W3.
LCG: And if any team out there begs to differ, we have a reminder fors yas...
DBB: We eat crap like you for breakfast!
(The two bugs leave the screen which wipes into a shot of Oog standing in front of the vending machine. He watches as a sound tech guy walks up to it, puts his cions in, pushes some buttons and gets his food. Oog then tries it himself, putting in some change {What, like cavemen are broke?} and pushing some buttons then waiting for his food. However his selection gets stuck in the turning part that despences it. Oog is not happy and tapps the glass...nothing. So then hits the glass...nothing. Finally, after a frustrated kick to the machine with no results, Oog finally goes balistic, picking up he nearby club and proceding to demolish the poor vending machine! When he is satisfied that the machine shall never defy him again, he simply reaches down, take his desired treat and leaves.)
Back in the ring the Jagged Edge title match is begining. Busta Capp is in the ring as Hardcorps slides under the ropes and the two start brawling before the ref gets the bell rung! They procede to brawl all over the Ar3na, hitting each other with anything that isn't nailed down and a few things that might have been at some point. However, it is Busta Capp who is able to hit a GAT SPLAT followed by two consecutive GHETTO GUILLOTINEs to get him the win and the Jagged Edge Title!
UA: Busta Capp throwin down and snatchin one off for his homies! Or something like that. Anyway, here come the combatants for our next match.
As Salacious Rex is making his way to the ring, giving the hungry eye to some of the ringside fans, Oog comes charging up from behind him and smashes Rex against the security railing! He then tosses Rex into the ring and goes to work. The two men trade off on offence quite a bit, but in the end it is an uncontested DINO MUNCH that seals the caveman's fate and gives the win to Salacious Rex.
UA: That Salacious Rex is tougher then old shoe leather! I hope Oog can recooperate from that bite. But now I'm being told there is some commotion in the locker room!
(Backstage security is trying to seperate Morgoloth and Mo and Lil' Torquemada! They are having ahard time of it until Phineus T. Phatback walks in on the situatuion.)
PTP: Everyone shut up! You two...or three, whatever, get down to that ring now! You guys want to fight, don't do it where the fans can't pay to see it!
(Security lets the two men go and they head down to the ring for an unschedualed showdown!)
Morgoloth and Mo and Lil' Torquemada hit the ring at the same time and don't wait for the ref to get started! H does ring the bell, but not before Morgoloth (or Mo) can clean Torquemada's clock with a hard running clothesline! Morgoloth and Mo seem to have the match well in hand until Lil' Torquemada takes the match out of the ring. Morgoloth rams Torquemada's head into the ring steps. Torquemada calls the ref over and starts demanding that Morgoloth and Mo be disqualified for illegal double teaming! And the ref buys it! He calls for the bell and awards Torquemada the win via disqualification! Morgoloth and Mo are mad, and Lil' Torquemada teases them by making fake crying motions and rubbing his belly as if having eaten a good snack.
UA: Well I never thought I would see that outcome! That has to be one of the strangest calls I have ever seen! The Tandem Title match is up next.
Chalupacabra and Shiitake Jr. are in the ring when La Cucaracha Grande and Dung Beetle Bailey Pearl Harbor them! There is nothing the food fighters can do as Bailey completely KOs Shiitake Jr. and Cucaracha is able to hit his CUCARACHA PLANCHA on Chalupacabra to get the win and the Tandem belts!
UA: The new Tandem champs make short work of their opponents here tonight. Perhapse Shiitake Jr. and Chalupacabra should look for other partners. But no time now cause our next match is about to get under way!
Abraham Lincoln X comes to the ring to rousing cheers from the crowd. He climbs in the ring, rips his shirt off and does a posedown before his opponent, Johnny Satan is introduced. Satan doesn't get a warm reaction at all, but it doesn't seem to phase him. He climbs in the ring and catches a charging ALX with a tiltawhirl backbreaker followed by his VILEDRIVER. He only gets a two count so he continues to punish the presidential duplicate. After taking a brutal beating at the hands of Johnny Satan, though, ALX somehow finds the strength to come back! He sends Satan out of the ring with a Presidential Press, then follows him out and the two men brawl outside the ring. ALX throws Satan back into the ring and quickly hits him with THE EMANCIPATION DEVASTATION to get the win!
UA: Well he had to come from behind to do it, but ALX made good on his promise to defeat Johnny Satan here tonight! BUt don't leave your seats yet fans, the main event is Next!
Buddy Hotpants and Flex Manley square off for the W3 Heavyweight title, with Phineus T. Phatback at ringside! Hotpants tries to get the upper hand with his more flamboyiant style, but Flex is either to much of a man or too thick in the head to get it! He takes the fight straight to the macho, macho man. Hotpants tries everything he can to gain an upper hand but Flex is having none of it! Manley is able to use FLEX APPEAL to get the win and the W3 Heavyweight title! Phatback is vissibly POed!
UA: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! MANLEY'S THE CHAMP! MANLEY'S THE CHAMP! AND PHINEUS T. PHATBACK IS LIVID! What a way to end our first show! Fans be sure to come back next week for even more exciting W3 action! This is Undercover Alein saying Goodnight from The Ar3na!
