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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 1, 2007 9:25:46 GMT -5
Hey, just to let everyone know, we are prepping for what may potentially be the worst storm in 20-30 years out this way, supposed to hit tomorrow at some point, so if I fall off the face of the planet for a few days, don't worry, it's just the probable power outage we are looking at...
Any existing angles and such that I've been working with anyone, feel free to perpetuate along, just drop me a PM or an email so I know what I'm doing when I return, LOL...
And if I'm off for more than a couple of days, expect some fairly abbreviated cards when I return so I can get caught up...
Thanx, and hopefully it will blow through quick and less powerfully than they are calling for...
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 5, 2007 4:19:55 GMT -5
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2ND FROM THE LANE COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS
Sunday Rumble
dark portion
1-Tony Bourne (w/ Dutch Savage) def CW Anderson with the Piledriver. Before the match, security escorted Scott Norton away from ringside... time 6:32 **
2-The Skull (w/Gene Anderson) def Hector Guerrero with the splash... time 4:32 *1/2
3-Gene Anderson and the Midnight Soldier battled to a 10 minute TLD... time 10:00 **1/2
4-Chris Jericho (w/ CPB) and Sweet Daddy Siki were both counted out when neither man would stop brawling long enough to return to the ring... time 8:09 ***
5-King Kong Bundy (w/ Dutch Savage) def Scott Norton (after CW Anderson was escorted from ringside by security) with the Big Splash after Savage held Norton's leg, allowing Bundy to Avalanch him in the Corner... time 6:43 ***
6-Moose Cholak made his debut against Dutch Savage and won by dq when Norton and Anderson came running down to attack Savage. Bundy, Soldier and Bourne came to help Dutch, which brought out Taz and Sabu. All 8 men brawled for several minutes until security could restore order. Moose watched for a bit, and then returned to the dressing room, shaking his head... time 7:02 **1/2
televised portion
7-Buzz Sawyer and Kendo Nagasaki brawled to another bloody double dq. After the match, weirdjerod announced that he had signed a stretcher match for the 2 of them on Tuesday night... time 9:33 ***1/2
8-For the PNW Tag Team Titles, weirdjerod announced that if Norton or Anderson attempted any interference, all 4 men would be suspended indefinately with out pay. The Samoans (w/ Gene Anderson) def Sabu and Taz, when Sabu was tripped by Gene Anderson and then fell prey to a vicious Double Headbutt... time 9:41 ***
9-Antonio Inoki and the Giant Baba (w/ Buzz Sawyer) def the Druids when Baba landed his Neckbreaker Drop on Tiger Jeet Singh... time 7:38 ***
After the match, Buzz Sawyer took the mic: "Hehehehe, looky-looky!! Giant Baba has come to play with Inoki and me!!! Ichiban Gaijin, that's me!! Inoki will be returning the PNW title to our happy family soon, and just look at teh 4 of us..." Inoki and Baba both whisper in Sawyer's ear, Sawyer looks around, counts himself, Baba, Inoki and looks puzzled... Then he slaps his own forehead: "Hehehehehe!!!! Oops, forgot to introduce you to someone, silly me!!!" The Masked Superstar comes walking down to the ring!!! Buzz hands him the mic: "I'll make this simple, for you intellectually impaired numbskulls in the audience. When my close, personal friends, Mr Sawyer and Mr Inoki let me know what was going on around here, I told them I'd be along as quickly as I could. Now, here I am. It's so easy, even you fans can get it, there's safety in numbers, and now there's more of us. Just wait til you see what the Pacific Coalition has in store..." And the 2 Japanese returned to the dressing room, while the Superstar removed his ring jacket and Buzz Waited in his corner...
10-The Masked Superstar and newcomer, Kerry Von Eric(!!!!) battled to a 10 minute TLD. Both men showed that they are at the top of their game. These 2 should definately bring a whole new dimension to the PNW... time 10:00 ****1/2
11-Don Muraco (w/Johnny Powers) planted Eduoard Carpentier (w/ CPB) with a Hawaiian Hammer. After the match, members of the Dogs of War and the Canadian Mafia all came down to ringside and started brawling... time 8:26 ***
12-In a #1 contender's match for the PNW Heavyweight Title shot, Superstar Billy Graham def Bret Hart when a man in a Maple Leaf mask, leapt out of the crowd, clocked Hart in the Head with the Ring bell while CPB was arguing with the referee. The Masked man left a Shirt on Bret's limp body. While CPB screamed at the referee and members of the Mafia came running down to ringside, Graham put one foot on Bret's chest and got an easy 3 count... time 11:23 ***
After the match, CPB picked up the shirt and it was a Black Tradition T-shirt!!! Bret, dazed and wobbly, took the shirt, stared at it, then used it to staunch the flow of blood coming from a huge gash the bell had left. Bret took the mid: "OK, Bennett, you're angry, we get it!! You wanna send one of your thugs to mess with the Mafia?!?!?! Prepare for a hit!!" Bret threw down the mic and was assisted back to the dressing room by CPB and Jericho who had joined him from the back, while he was talking...
After the TV cameras are turned off
13-For the National Tag Team Titles, Brody and Hansen narrowly defeat the Canadian Mafia. All 4 men had battered each other until all 4 were bleding profusely. The referee seemed to never have control over this match, yet seemed determined not to call for the bell until someone got the pin. Finally Brody launched Vachon into LeDuc and CPB who were talking on the apron, and was able to drop the Knee for the 1-2-3... time 17:43 ****1/2
14-Steve Williams and DLJ battled to a double dq in a non-title match when the Druids and Billy Graham and The Dogs of War all came down to ringside. Both teams were surrounding the ring, cheering on the ir team-mates, and then all hell broke loose. All the men were brawling and the referee (maybe he'd had enough after the last match??)called for the bell... time 11:20 ***1/2
15-For the PNW Heavyweight Title, former team-mates, Whipper Watson and Johnny Powers squared off. Powers seemed a little tired from the amount of brawls he and his team-mates had been in tonight, and Watson had been smart enough to let the other members of the Mafia handle things earlier in the night. Watson slowly disected Powers and ended up winning with the CCU. After the match, members of the Mafia and the Dogs came down brawling again, which led to The Phoenix Rising coming out as well. All 3 teams brawled for quite some time before security could restore order...
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 5, 2007 4:35:06 GMT -5
I won't get tonights card posted til tomorrow, sorry, I've been playing catch-up from being off line and w/o power for a bit, but here's the line-up to whet your appetite...
1-Midnight Soldier v CW Anderson 2-Sweet Daddy Siki v Chet Atkinson 3-The Skull and Gene Anderson v Hector and Gory Guerrero 4-DLJ v Edouard Carpentier 5-Tony Bourne v Masked Superstar 6-Kerry Von Eric v Dutch Savage 7-Scott Norton v Taz v Sabu - Loser Goes to Stampede 8-Inoki and Baba v The Druids 8-Wahoo/Youngblood v Don Muraco/Johnny Powers - Lumberjack 9-Buzz Sawyer v Kendo Nagasaki - Stretcher 10-Brody and Hansen v Hart and Jericho 11-Tag Title - Samoans v Canadian Mafia 12-Moose Cholak v King Kong Bundy 13-PNW Title - Watson v Graham
and what questions will be answered, what new ones arise??
who was that masked man?? have we heard the last from Tradition?? Who's going down to Stamped?? How will Skanky look in her bikini??
tune in for this and more...
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Post by tystates on Dec 5, 2007 11:34:43 GMT -5
Just to make sure that's not a typo, it should be Wahoo and Strongbow in the Lumberjack match.
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 5, 2007 12:00:01 GMT -5
Just to make sure that's not a typo, it should be Wahoo and Strongbow in the Lumberjack match. LMAO!!!!!! yeah that would be a typo, hehehehehe... that's the reason I didn't want to try to type the card out last night, I was too tired and doped up on Cold Medicine, hehehehehehe It most assuredly was Strongbow and Wahoo
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 5, 2007 13:52:39 GMT -5
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4TH FROM THE PORTLAND SPORTS ARENA
Special Birthday Card for My Wife and Best Friend, Fatima Rickert!!
Televised Card
dark portion
1-Midnight Soldier v CW Anderson: Soldier was acompanied by Tony Bourne, and Security again removed Scott Norton from the ringside area. Anderson fought quite gamely and looked to be on the verge of victory on a couple of occasions, but in the end, a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and the Full Nelson put Anderson out... time 8:21 **
2-Sweet Daddy Siki v Chet Atkinson: Uneventful second match for Siki, as he quickly put Chet in the Spin and got the victory... time 2:21 *
3-The Skull and Gene Anderson v Hector and Gory Guerrero: Gory came up from Stampede for the night to assist his son against the Army. Both teams camed armed for bear and this was a surprisingly good match-up with both teams holding decent advantages. In the end, 15 minutes just wasn't long enough, and when the bell sounded, all 4 men just kept brawling towards the back... time 15:00 ***1/2
4-DLJ v Edouard Carpentier: DLJ was accompanied by the Druids, Carpentier by Hart, Jericho and CPB. These 2 former champs traded blows and moves for most of the match, and it was only the distraction of the Druids allowing him to grab a cloth and place it on the face of Carpentier. Carp went down hard and fast. After the match, a huge brawl took place, with security hard pressed to separate the teams... time 8:44 ***1/2
televised portion
5-Tony Bourne v Masked Superstar: Before the match, the Masked Superstar took the mic: "OK, listen up, I hear these rumblings coming from somewhere out east. Seems there's this little upstart promotion with some sour grapes about something or other. Boys, You REALLY don't want to do this... But if you do, gimme a call, Mister jerod will book it!!" Superstar droped the mic and then jumped Bourne. Tony was caught off guard and couldn't mount any sort of offense, and the Superstar garnered a quick and easy win with the Cobra Clutch... time 3:49 *1/2
6-Kerry Von Erich v Dutch Savage: Kerry Von Eric started strong and never really looked back. Dutch seemed both overwhelmed and under-prepared for this match. Von Erich was in complete control when Savage's goons came running down, garnering Kerry a dq win. Von Erich was getting stomped in a vicious 4 on 1 beatdown when the Dogs of War came down and ran off Savage and company. Brody could be overheard telling Kerry, "NOW, we're even... watch yourself around here..."...time 9:31 **
Before this next match, weirdjerod comes down to ringside, followed by Tracy Brooks in an overcoat. weirdjerod is all smiles and waves to the crowd, who (as usual) seem to be fairly split. "I'm thrilled to announce what a fantastic new era we are in!! The PNW roster has been growing by leaps and bounds, and there's a lot to cover, but first, I would be remiss to not allow our ring girl to take her place in the ring and strut her stuff!! Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize, but here is Skanky Brooks!!!!" Tracy Brooks glares at weirdjerod and seems as if she may not head into the ring. weirdjerod points to the contract he is carrying and she reluctantly moves into the ring, refusing to remove the trench-coat. weirdjerod, smiling, enters the ring: "OK, Skanky, you can remove the Coat, or I can invite some of the Less Savory boys from the back to come down and help..." The Sound of breaking Glass!!!!!!!! Stone Cold Steve Austin comes marching down to the ring!!! weirdjerod smiles huge and Brooks looks nervous... weirdjerod: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the newest member of PNW, STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!! Welcome, Steve!!! (crowd POPS!!!! hugely) Skanky, you may step out of the ring while these intros are being carried out..." Tracy goes to leave the ring and she hops off the ring apron, weirdjerod grabs the back of her coat, leaving her in just a VERY small Bikini!!! wierdjerod: "Oops!!! sorry Skanky, I'll just hold your coat for you, oh, and by the way, if you leave the ring area, You will be in breach of contract (huge smile), so please stick around..." Austin: "*Ahem!!!* You know, it's kinda nice to see a beautiful woman out here, too bad ya had to rent her from somewhere else!!! Now, if yer donw playin' grab a**, I think we had some official business to attend to if it ain't too much to ask!!!" weirdjerod: "sorry Steve, first, let me tell you that after this next match, I will give you the contracts of one of these 3 men to be your personal assistant." Steve: "WHAT?" WJ:"Your pers..." Steve:"WHAT?" WJ smiles: "I get it, that's the old schtick you used in the WWF, I loved that!!!" Steve: "Hmmmm, lemme take a look at these guys (wj holds out 3 contracts)... well, well, well... lookee here... I don't need any match or nothing else, I know who I want... Mine to do with as I please... no strings attached... not yours, but mine... well, I'm gonna take this one!! (grabs one of the contracts)... wait a minute, Miss Brooks, didn't you have a message for weirdjerod??? well bring that fine self up here and give it to him!! come on, we ain't got all day!! oops, careful there, damn near had yerself one of them wardrobe malfunctions (crowd POPS!!!)... OK, now what you got to say??" wj looks rather confused and unsure of himself... Brooks: "If you look in the pocket of my jacket, you'll see there was a contract request from Sabu for a trade. It came in yesterday, while you were out of the office, so I held onto it, must have slipped my mind until just now..." wj has been frantically digging through the pockets of the coat, finds the letter in question, begins skimming through it, becoming more and more agitated... "Brooks!!! You idiot!!! You just made this personal!!! I've just lost Sabu because of you!!!" He starts moving towards Brooks, Austin intercepts: "Ah-ah-ah!!! Now, let it go, Brooks ain't the issue right now, so Sabu ain't gonna be around, and now I'm taking Taz, I already talked to him earlier, and in fact he's got his stuff together and is with my friend in the back... *whistles loudly*" Taz steps through the curtain in civillian clothes... and accompanied by Lou Thesz!!!! weirdjerod: "wha.. wha... what the hell!?!?!? why is he... what's going... I don't... UUUUNNNGHGHGH!!!!!!!!" Brooks nails wj with a low blow and Austin drops him with a Stunner!!!!! Austin: "You outta yer damn fool mind, son!!! I'm not staying here, Uh-UH!!! my friend Rob, asked me if I could help out with this, so welcome to Stone Cold University, Don't Trust Anyone!!! Here's yer worthless contract (rips Taz's ontract to shreds and drops the pieces on wj), here's a Steve-weiser (dumps a beer on wj's face) and here's a salute for good measure (gives wj the Austin Salute)... " Austin stomps off to the back, joins Sabu and Thesz and the # leave the building together...
7-Scott Norton v Taz v Sabu - Loser Goes to Stampede: This match obviously was not to be, as Taz and Sabu are both apparently gone from the PNW... Norton was rumored to be smiling after what just occurred...
8-Inoki and Baba v The Druids: Inoki and Baba isolate Kiniski and need little time to score another victory over the Druids. Masked Superstar and DLJ kept each other at bay, and Singh was unable to make the save... time 5:39 ***
8-Wahoo/Strongbow v Don Muraco/Johnny Powers - Lumberjack: The Indians had specifically requested this match as a tune-up for their title match on Saturday night, hoping to humiliate and defeat members of the Dogs of War before Saturday. There seemed to be some confusion as to who was to be down at ringside as Lumberjacks, and as weirdjerod was still being attended to in the back, the match actually started while people were coming and going from ringside. The Indians took complete advantage of the situation and were laying a beatdown on the Dogs. All of a sudden the Funk brothers came barrelling through the crowd and started whipping the Dogs with their belts. The Indians looked on and then at each other and went to assist the Funks, who then turned on the Indians!!! The Funks were stomping all 4 men down and had added chairs to their arsenal, when Brody and Hansen came running down and started brawling with the Funks back through the crowd. The Referee called for a no-contest for the match... time 6:32 ***
9-Buzz Sawyer v Kendo Nagasaki - Stretcher: These 2 men have developed some bad blood and it was designed to end here. Before the match, Miss Brooks announced that this match was a Loser Leave Town Match!!! Both men fought for their PNW lives and scored several falls. Both men were headed on the Stretcher at different points, but in the end, Sawyer's Chain (in the hands of the Superstar) proved the deciding factor. After a series of shots to the head, Kendo was unable to get off of the Stretcher before the long ride to the back... time 19:03 ****1/2
10-Brody and Hansen v Hart and Jericho: Hart and Jericho were waiting in the ring for Brody and Hansen, who never materialized. As the referee started a count to award the match to the Canadians, The Funk Brothers came running back through the crowd and attacked the Canadians!!! Miss Brooks rang the bell, and The confused referee started the match. The Canadians were caught off guard and offered little offense. CPB was knocked out when teh Funks attacked and in just a few minutes, Dory pinned Bret with a Butterfly Suplex, Jericho was unable to make the save in time... time 5:32 **1/2 11-Tag Title - Samoans v Canadian Mafia: The Canadian Mafia came in all business and managed to score the victory to reclaim the tag-team titles. Vachon had Sika outside the ring, and Afa missed a top-rope leap, allowing LeDuc to hit the Legdrop and score the 1-2-3... time 13:21 ****
12-Moose Cholak v King Kong Bundy: King Kong Bundy was able to score a tainted victory when Tony Bourne distracted Cholak, allowing Bundy to hit the Avalanche and the Big Splash. After teh match, Gene Anderson and the Skull came down to assist Cholak... time 7:32 ***
13-PNW Title - Watson v Graham: In an absolutely incredible match, these 2 men turned in a 5-star performance. Neither man could seal a win, and 15 minutes just wasn't long enough... time 15:00 *****
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Post by crimsoncross on Dec 5, 2007 13:58:28 GMT -5
Excellent Card!
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Post by The Executioner on Dec 5, 2007 14:00:43 GMT -5
Great card!!! Darn Austin and Brooks making life difficult for WeirdJerod.
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Post by WTIC Promoter on Dec 5, 2007 18:30:46 GMT -5
Bundy should be demanding a title shot soon, huh? Great card!
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Post by weirdjerod on Dec 5, 2007 18:58:01 GMT -5
Bundy will be getting a shot soon, stay tuned true believer...
And thanx, it was hella fun to play, but lemme tell ya, the interaction between Austin, weirdjerod and Brooks took WAY longer to type than to envision, LOL...
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Post by oldschool73 on Dec 6, 2007 16:12:52 GMT -5
Loved the Stone Cold debut!!! Nice card!!
Can I have Kendo if he is still alive?
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Post by Wildfire on Dec 9, 2007 23:15:08 GMT -5
Nice stuff with Austin... I think Tradition is a good place for him
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