Post by weirdjerod on Jan 30, 2007 13:36:00 GMT -5
PRESS CONFERENCE: JANUARY 30TH, 2007
Weirdjerod comes out to the applause of the crowd gathered for the Press Conference
"Welcome to the new home for PNW wrestling, right back home here in Portland, Oregon...
We have some exciting things in store for you over the weeks and months to come...
First, our talent roster:
"Wild" Red Berry and the Fabulous Kangaroos
Missing Link
Dr. D David Schultz
Bob Orton Sr.
Yukon Eric
Ray Stevens
Larry Hennig
Don Muraco
The Crusher
Billy Lyons
Bret Hart
Ricky Steamboat
Don Leo Jonathan
We are proud to welcome all of our wrestlers to the Pacific..."
A man in a Maple Leaf mask comes bustling through the crowd with a microphone:
"Whoa!!!! just stifle it for a minute, boy-o!!!"
weirdjerod "What the hell are you doing here?!?! We purchased Maple Leaf Wrestling fair and square and you have no right or jurisdiction here..."
masked man "Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! Read your contract, eh? With the purchase of MLW, I come with it as supervising commissioner for the duration of one-year minimum!!!! It's bad enough to see you drag my beloved federation here to this hell hole you call Oregon, but you tried to snub 2 of my boys as well...
as long as Canadian PittBull is here, you won't be getting rid of The Canadian Mafia that easily!!"
weirdjerod "Fine!!! bring in LeDuc and Vachon!! But let me assure you, you've just made them and yourself VERY marked men, CPB!!!!"
CPB "enough talk, I believe you were in the process of debuting OUR federation..."
wj "Don't get to comfy, commish, bad things happen in life..."
as security separates weirdjerod and CPB, weirdjerod is blindsided by The Canadian Mafia and left in a bloody heap
CPB "As it appears my 'esteemed colleague' will be unable to proceed with this Press Conference, let me finish for him... Our televised tapings will take place every Saturday night, with house cards being ran throughout the Pacific Northwest and South Western Canada when financing and scheduling allow...
join us on February 3rd for the crowning of our first Tag Team Champions and a Battle Royal to determine our first Television Champion... and you idiots in the podunk hell of Salem will be able to view our first ever card at your armory on Thursday, February 1st...Because weirdjerod is an idiot and didn't realize he had a bona fide tag team in The Canadian Mafia, The Mediocre Kangaroos will receive a guaranteed title shot after The Mafia destroy everyone in the upcoming tag tournament..."
while CPB is speaking, Don Leo Jonathan and Dr. D, who've been shooting threats back and forth on the stage, suddenly begin brawling out into the crowd of onlookers. While security scrambles to break them up and protect the fans, CPB starts screaming at both men to stop. Weirdjerod appears from backstage and clobbers him from behind with a chair...
wj "This Press Conference is officially over, but what you've begun, CPB, has only just started!!!! See you in Salem on Thursday and at the Portland Sorts Arena, The House of Action, on Saturday night!!!"
cameras fade to black...
Weirdjerod comes out to the applause of the crowd gathered for the Press Conference
"Welcome to the new home for PNW wrestling, right back home here in Portland, Oregon...
We have some exciting things in store for you over the weeks and months to come...
First, our talent roster:
"Wild" Red Berry and the Fabulous Kangaroos
Missing Link
Dr. D David Schultz
Bob Orton Sr.
Yukon Eric
Ray Stevens
Larry Hennig
Don Muraco
The Crusher
Billy Lyons
Bret Hart
Ricky Steamboat
Don Leo Jonathan
We are proud to welcome all of our wrestlers to the Pacific..."
A man in a Maple Leaf mask comes bustling through the crowd with a microphone:
"Whoa!!!! just stifle it for a minute, boy-o!!!"
weirdjerod "What the hell are you doing here?!?! We purchased Maple Leaf Wrestling fair and square and you have no right or jurisdiction here..."
masked man "Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! Read your contract, eh? With the purchase of MLW, I come with it as supervising commissioner for the duration of one-year minimum!!!! It's bad enough to see you drag my beloved federation here to this hell hole you call Oregon, but you tried to snub 2 of my boys as well...
as long as Canadian PittBull is here, you won't be getting rid of The Canadian Mafia that easily!!"
weirdjerod "Fine!!! bring in LeDuc and Vachon!! But let me assure you, you've just made them and yourself VERY marked men, CPB!!!!"
CPB "enough talk, I believe you were in the process of debuting OUR federation..."
wj "Don't get to comfy, commish, bad things happen in life..."
as security separates weirdjerod and CPB, weirdjerod is blindsided by The Canadian Mafia and left in a bloody heap
CPB "As it appears my 'esteemed colleague' will be unable to proceed with this Press Conference, let me finish for him... Our televised tapings will take place every Saturday night, with house cards being ran throughout the Pacific Northwest and South Western Canada when financing and scheduling allow...
join us on February 3rd for the crowning of our first Tag Team Champions and a Battle Royal to determine our first Television Champion... and you idiots in the podunk hell of Salem will be able to view our first ever card at your armory on Thursday, February 1st...Because weirdjerod is an idiot and didn't realize he had a bona fide tag team in The Canadian Mafia, The Mediocre Kangaroos will receive a guaranteed title shot after The Mafia destroy everyone in the upcoming tag tournament..."
while CPB is speaking, Don Leo Jonathan and Dr. D, who've been shooting threats back and forth on the stage, suddenly begin brawling out into the crowd of onlookers. While security scrambles to break them up and protect the fans, CPB starts screaming at both men to stop. Weirdjerod appears from backstage and clobbers him from behind with a chair...
wj "This Press Conference is officially over, but what you've begun, CPB, has only just started!!!! See you in Salem on Thursday and at the Portland Sorts Arena, The House of Action, on Saturday night!!!"
cameras fade to black...