Post by LWF fan Trav on Nov 27, 2007 12:21:16 GMT -5
Scott Bowden's article detailing the Bret Hart biography.
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KENTUCKY FRIED RASSLIN'
By Scott Bowden
2007-11-15 - We're Not in Calgary Anymore
We're not in Calgary anymore: Scott Bowden looks at Bret Hart's early days in the Former Fed
Even more fascinating than the glimpse he provides into his own Corleone-type family (Bret = Michael; Bruce = Sonny), Bret Hart's detailed accounts of his early days in the World Wrestling Federation are the most enthralling chapters in his new book, HITMAN: MY REAL LIFE IN THE CARTOON WORLD OF WRESTLING.
As part of Stu's agreement to concede the territory to Vince McMahon's WWF juggernaut in 1985, Bret was promised a job, along with the Bulldogs and Jim Neidhart. Despite booker George Scott's promise that Bret would "work with all the top guys in all the top angles," Hart was leery. And with good reason. Bret writes how sick he felt when he showed up with Dynamite for their first bout under Vinnie's circus tent during one of those infamous marathon TV tapings of the early expansion years.
Under the big top: As celebrities like Cyndi Lauper and Liberace commanded the spotlight with Hulk Hogan, Bret initially struggled to find a place in the WWF circus.
Backstage at the Hamilton Civic Center, Bret marveled over the polished WWF stars spitting out concise promos for all the different cities on tour. Unlike most of the seasoned stars Vince had cherry-picked from all the regional promotions--Roddy Piper, Jesse Ventura, Paul Orndorff, and of course, Hulk Hogan--Bret was hardly the excellence of enunciation. In fact, he was downright nervous and awkward on the stick. Bret admits that he knew was at a disadvantage--he'd have to do his talking in the ring.
Trouble was, Bret writes, he was coming off knee surgery, so he had ring rust in his first bout in the Fed, teaming with Dynamite to devour a couple of jobbers. (Such wrestlers later become known under the corporate euphuisms "extras" and "enhancement talent.") After blowing a couple of spots--and nearly his knee in the process--Hart was ignored while Dynamite was singled out backstage by McMahon for his beautiful dive off the top rope. Bret's career in the Fed was off and limping.
After a solid performance in his second bout of the afternoon, Bret was startled to be admonished by backstage agent "Chief" Jay Strongbow for using the piledriver. "That's Orndorff's finisher! Don't use it again!" Bret wasn't in Calgary anymore. For the two afternoon bouts, Bret writes he was paid a whopping $50. Even with all the changes he was making to the business, McMahon apparently still subscribed to the old-school mentality that appearing on TV was a favor of sorts to help you get over and draw more money at the arenas.
In Bret's bio, you really get a sense of how the talent in the WWF was in awe of McMahon and his aggressive plans to take over the wrestling world. "While seizing power was a ruthless move, it was also a bold and brilliant one," he writes. The resulting pressure cooker had all the boys desperate to catch McMahon's eye--much like puppies in a pet store--and be catapulted to mainstream superstar status they'd never before dreamed. Bret recalls being constantly worried about losing his job and/or push--a desperate, sinking feeling that never quite left him, even after achieving success and climbing the WWF ladder. It didn't help that his brother Bruce constantly attempted to sabotage WWF's success in Calgary--and Bret's future--by starting up another Stampede territory in an ill-advised attempt to stay in the game.
Bret's ascent toward the top began almost with a potential setback. Booker Scott attempted to saddle Bret with a cowboy gimmick, in which Hart would ride to the ring on a horse, much like Jerry Lawler had done prior to his match with Hulk Hogan in Memphis in 1981. "Cowboy Bret Hart--just like the Rhinestone Cowboy! We'll sell the action figure with the horse right in the box!" Apparently, that was how WWF developed its gimmicks as part of its newfound focus on a family-friendly product in 1985. You can almost hear Bret responding like Jerry Seinfeld, "But I don't wanna be a Cowboy!!" Instead, Bret suggested to Scott that he be paired with brother-in-law Jim Neidhart as a tag-team, the Hart Foundation. Although stunned by Hart's rejection of a surefire money-making gimmick, Scott relented. Much later, after the Hart Foundation gimmick took off, Scott confided in Bret that he had thought Bret was doomed to opening-match status with Neidhart in what he thought was a bland gimmick.
Hart of a different color: After rejecting the cowboy gimmick, Bret’s initial Hart Foundation attire was black and blue. Horse sold separately.
Bret figured the key to getting the gimmick over would be getting paired in bouts with the Bulldogs, who were already on the fast track toward becoming true WWF Superstars. Little did he realize another component that would greatly figure into his success: manager Jimmy Hart, freshly plucked from Jerry Jarrett's and Lawler's Memphis territory. Paired with Hart, one of the best interviews in wrestling at the time, and Neidhart, Bret wouldn't have to worry about promos. He also learned to hide the nervousness that was apparent in his shifting eyes by wearing dark shades. After a few brilliant bouts with the Bulldogs, the Hart Foundation was starting to pump like a well-oiled machine.
You've gotta have Hart: The Mouth of the South handled most of the promos, while the Hitman and the Anvil excellently executed in the ring.
But while the Bulldogs were cashing in by appearing on cards with the red-hot Hogan, the Hart Foundation was mostly regulated to C-team shows. The difference in pay was significant for those riding the back of the Hulkster. In what some might say was an early sign of the arrogance and attitude he'd become known for in certain circles, Bret laments, "The Bulldogs were going to lose the belts, and it was doubtful the Hart Foundation would get them. This despite the fact that we'd had the best bouts by far with all the tag teams. Jim called us 'pseudo-superstars.'"
Bret also details the unique camaraderie among the boys, who were traveling like never before across North America. With the "help" of Neidhart, Bret was quickly initiated into the bad-boys club, a motley crew consisting of Adrian Adonis, Piper, Magnificent Muraco and the dreaded Iron Sheik. Bret claims he hesitated when Piper offered him a rolled-up dollar bill after eyeing the huge mound of cocaine in the bad boys' hotel hideaway. He didn't hesitate long, quickly snorting two lines. A bond between Hart and Piper was formed that night, swapping stories until the sun came up and the drugs were gone. It was Piper who inspired Bret to develop his promo skills: "He made me promise to practice doing promos in the mirror, on planes, in my room, anywhere." I have this image of a drooling, nearly passed-out Piper on an airplane mumbling a spiel, running down Hogan.
Throughout the rest of the book, Hart isn't as forthright about his drug use, as he mostly describes his indulgences with boys in vague terms like "partying." Hart is, however, very open about his biggest vice on the road: women. No matter how tough and hardened they appeared, all the boys felt the loneliness of quite possibly the toughest traveling schedule in wrestling history--with the possible exception of NWA World champions like Harley Race in the late '70s and Ric Flair in the early '80s. To cope, Hart had several affairs--some significant, others simply one-night stands. It seems the more Bret's career took off, the more his marriage to his wife, Julie, crumbled. Bret dismisses his actions: "My fondness for women kept me out of trouble. It may have even saved my life, when you consider how many wrestlers died from their drug and alcohol addictions." Wow--even Bret's transgressions are a much higher moral ground than the rest of us. Somehow, I'm not sure Julie would agree with Bret on that point.
But you have to cut Bret some slack, as the pressure of the road was clearly getting to him: "We had bought big houses that we were rarely able to enjoy and that were actually owned by the bank. I was sick of the whole routine, but I had too much at stake now. The only way I knew how to provide for my family was what was keeping me away from them."
How could Bret have known his career would soon be in the pink?
More next week.
This is definitely a must read for me. Ironic that Bret knew he was in for a wild ride and began recording/taping/writing down his experiences.
comics101.com/?page=KFR
KENTUCKY FRIED RASSLIN'
By Scott Bowden
2007-11-15 - We're Not in Calgary Anymore
We're not in Calgary anymore: Scott Bowden looks at Bret Hart's early days in the Former Fed
Even more fascinating than the glimpse he provides into his own Corleone-type family (Bret = Michael; Bruce = Sonny), Bret Hart's detailed accounts of his early days in the World Wrestling Federation are the most enthralling chapters in his new book, HITMAN: MY REAL LIFE IN THE CARTOON WORLD OF WRESTLING.
As part of Stu's agreement to concede the territory to Vince McMahon's WWF juggernaut in 1985, Bret was promised a job, along with the Bulldogs and Jim Neidhart. Despite booker George Scott's promise that Bret would "work with all the top guys in all the top angles," Hart was leery. And with good reason. Bret writes how sick he felt when he showed up with Dynamite for their first bout under Vinnie's circus tent during one of those infamous marathon TV tapings of the early expansion years.
Under the big top: As celebrities like Cyndi Lauper and Liberace commanded the spotlight with Hulk Hogan, Bret initially struggled to find a place in the WWF circus.
Backstage at the Hamilton Civic Center, Bret marveled over the polished WWF stars spitting out concise promos for all the different cities on tour. Unlike most of the seasoned stars Vince had cherry-picked from all the regional promotions--Roddy Piper, Jesse Ventura, Paul Orndorff, and of course, Hulk Hogan--Bret was hardly the excellence of enunciation. In fact, he was downright nervous and awkward on the stick. Bret admits that he knew was at a disadvantage--he'd have to do his talking in the ring.
Trouble was, Bret writes, he was coming off knee surgery, so he had ring rust in his first bout in the Fed, teaming with Dynamite to devour a couple of jobbers. (Such wrestlers later become known under the corporate euphuisms "extras" and "enhancement talent.") After blowing a couple of spots--and nearly his knee in the process--Hart was ignored while Dynamite was singled out backstage by McMahon for his beautiful dive off the top rope. Bret's career in the Fed was off and limping.
After a solid performance in his second bout of the afternoon, Bret was startled to be admonished by backstage agent "Chief" Jay Strongbow for using the piledriver. "That's Orndorff's finisher! Don't use it again!" Bret wasn't in Calgary anymore. For the two afternoon bouts, Bret writes he was paid a whopping $50. Even with all the changes he was making to the business, McMahon apparently still subscribed to the old-school mentality that appearing on TV was a favor of sorts to help you get over and draw more money at the arenas.
In Bret's bio, you really get a sense of how the talent in the WWF was in awe of McMahon and his aggressive plans to take over the wrestling world. "While seizing power was a ruthless move, it was also a bold and brilliant one," he writes. The resulting pressure cooker had all the boys desperate to catch McMahon's eye--much like puppies in a pet store--and be catapulted to mainstream superstar status they'd never before dreamed. Bret recalls being constantly worried about losing his job and/or push--a desperate, sinking feeling that never quite left him, even after achieving success and climbing the WWF ladder. It didn't help that his brother Bruce constantly attempted to sabotage WWF's success in Calgary--and Bret's future--by starting up another Stampede territory in an ill-advised attempt to stay in the game.
Bret's ascent toward the top began almost with a potential setback. Booker Scott attempted to saddle Bret with a cowboy gimmick, in which Hart would ride to the ring on a horse, much like Jerry Lawler had done prior to his match with Hulk Hogan in Memphis in 1981. "Cowboy Bret Hart--just like the Rhinestone Cowboy! We'll sell the action figure with the horse right in the box!" Apparently, that was how WWF developed its gimmicks as part of its newfound focus on a family-friendly product in 1985. You can almost hear Bret responding like Jerry Seinfeld, "But I don't wanna be a Cowboy!!" Instead, Bret suggested to Scott that he be paired with brother-in-law Jim Neidhart as a tag-team, the Hart Foundation. Although stunned by Hart's rejection of a surefire money-making gimmick, Scott relented. Much later, after the Hart Foundation gimmick took off, Scott confided in Bret that he had thought Bret was doomed to opening-match status with Neidhart in what he thought was a bland gimmick.
Hart of a different color: After rejecting the cowboy gimmick, Bret’s initial Hart Foundation attire was black and blue. Horse sold separately.
Bret figured the key to getting the gimmick over would be getting paired in bouts with the Bulldogs, who were already on the fast track toward becoming true WWF Superstars. Little did he realize another component that would greatly figure into his success: manager Jimmy Hart, freshly plucked from Jerry Jarrett's and Lawler's Memphis territory. Paired with Hart, one of the best interviews in wrestling at the time, and Neidhart, Bret wouldn't have to worry about promos. He also learned to hide the nervousness that was apparent in his shifting eyes by wearing dark shades. After a few brilliant bouts with the Bulldogs, the Hart Foundation was starting to pump like a well-oiled machine.
You've gotta have Hart: The Mouth of the South handled most of the promos, while the Hitman and the Anvil excellently executed in the ring.
But while the Bulldogs were cashing in by appearing on cards with the red-hot Hogan, the Hart Foundation was mostly regulated to C-team shows. The difference in pay was significant for those riding the back of the Hulkster. In what some might say was an early sign of the arrogance and attitude he'd become known for in certain circles, Bret laments, "The Bulldogs were going to lose the belts, and it was doubtful the Hart Foundation would get them. This despite the fact that we'd had the best bouts by far with all the tag teams. Jim called us 'pseudo-superstars.'"
Bret also details the unique camaraderie among the boys, who were traveling like never before across North America. With the "help" of Neidhart, Bret was quickly initiated into the bad-boys club, a motley crew consisting of Adrian Adonis, Piper, Magnificent Muraco and the dreaded Iron Sheik. Bret claims he hesitated when Piper offered him a rolled-up dollar bill after eyeing the huge mound of cocaine in the bad boys' hotel hideaway. He didn't hesitate long, quickly snorting two lines. A bond between Hart and Piper was formed that night, swapping stories until the sun came up and the drugs were gone. It was Piper who inspired Bret to develop his promo skills: "He made me promise to practice doing promos in the mirror, on planes, in my room, anywhere." I have this image of a drooling, nearly passed-out Piper on an airplane mumbling a spiel, running down Hogan.
Throughout the rest of the book, Hart isn't as forthright about his drug use, as he mostly describes his indulgences with boys in vague terms like "partying." Hart is, however, very open about his biggest vice on the road: women. No matter how tough and hardened they appeared, all the boys felt the loneliness of quite possibly the toughest traveling schedule in wrestling history--with the possible exception of NWA World champions like Harley Race in the late '70s and Ric Flair in the early '80s. To cope, Hart had several affairs--some significant, others simply one-night stands. It seems the more Bret's career took off, the more his marriage to his wife, Julie, crumbled. Bret dismisses his actions: "My fondness for women kept me out of trouble. It may have even saved my life, when you consider how many wrestlers died from their drug and alcohol addictions." Wow--even Bret's transgressions are a much higher moral ground than the rest of us. Somehow, I'm not sure Julie would agree with Bret on that point.
But you have to cut Bret some slack, as the pressure of the road was clearly getting to him: "We had bought big houses that we were rarely able to enjoy and that were actually owned by the bank. I was sick of the whole routine, but I had too much at stake now. The only way I knew how to provide for my family was what was keeping me away from them."
How could Bret have known his career would soon be in the pink?
More next week.
This is definitely a must read for me. Ironic that Bret knew he was in for a wild ride and began recording/taping/writing down his experiences.