Post by Holland 227 on Sept 22, 2007 23:20:08 GMT -5
Sandman Random Events Table
By Todd Holland (Holland227)
This came about from a discussion on The Deuce about The Sandman. In my feds he would have one or two red hot feuds then he would get lost into the pack looking for a place to fit in. Well now he can come in anytime. here is a chart to roll on anytime during a card to see what the beer drinking lunatic The Sandman is up to:
2: Sandman sees what is going on in the ring and is disquisted. He tries to get up but too drunk falls over and crashes through a table. Sandman is out and unable to head to the ring. Roll 1die:
Even: Sandman is out cold and can not compete tonight- His matches are forfieted
Odd: Sandman recovers but has a terrible headache and is dizzy-: Add 1 to Deathjump
3-4: The Sandman decides to go out and get some more beer from the vendor because three 12 packs just isn't enough. Upon finding the Vendor the Vendor refuses sale to the Sandman because he can not serve someone who is intoxicated. Roll 1 die:
1-2: Sandman tells the vendor he understands and turns away. When the vendor looks relieved and off to finish his night The Sandman taps him on the shoulder and delivers a vicious Singapore Cane Shot... then takes all his beer to the back
3-6: The Sandman threatens the Vendor that if he doesn't give him his beer that he will be very sorry and will learn what extreme is. The Vendor, very scared gives The Sandman his beer and run away crying like a baby
5-8: The Sandman has seen enough sissy crap and heads to the ring. He clears the ring out with a steel chair and his Singapore Cane. He then challenges the toughest SOB in the back to come out and have a hardcore match with him where the winner is the last man standing. Roll 1 Die:
1-2: Promoters Choice
3-4: Random Wrestler
5-6: No One Answers. The Commish or CEO or whoever is in charge comes out and tells the Sandman if he wants a match to sign up for one in the back. This makes the Sandman mad but he tells the person they are right and asks them to lead him to where the sign ups are. While they walk to the office, The Sandman nails a White Russian Leg Sweep on the boss and tell shim to make a match for him next week and make it hardcore. The person in charge agrees and when Sandman is walking away, the person makes it a special match!!! Up to you promoter!!!!
9-11: The Sandman finds someone to do an interview with him. Sandman is clearly drunk but wants the world to know what a bad a** he is. Suddenly a random wrestler comes out and attacks The Sandman and it degenerates into a brawl. The Commish comes out and orders a falls count anywhere match to begin. A ref comes out and takes control. Guy attacking Sandman rolls on lvl 2 offense
12: The Sandman begins harassing anyone who comes into his way and this prompts the Commish to call the cops. Sandman tells the cops he isn't drunk and he is fine. After a few minutes the officers convince The Sandman to leave the building. While escorting him out he attacks the cops and starts wailing them with his Singapore Cane. Soon about 6 or 8 cops jump on Sandman and taser him and take him away to the drunk tank for the night!!! Sandman is off to jail and unable to compete tonight. He forfeits any matches he is in.
By Todd Holland (Holland227)
This came about from a discussion on The Deuce about The Sandman. In my feds he would have one or two red hot feuds then he would get lost into the pack looking for a place to fit in. Well now he can come in anytime. here is a chart to roll on anytime during a card to see what the beer drinking lunatic The Sandman is up to:
2: Sandman sees what is going on in the ring and is disquisted. He tries to get up but too drunk falls over and crashes through a table. Sandman is out and unable to head to the ring. Roll 1die:
Even: Sandman is out cold and can not compete tonight- His matches are forfieted
Odd: Sandman recovers but has a terrible headache and is dizzy-: Add 1 to Deathjump
3-4: The Sandman decides to go out and get some more beer from the vendor because three 12 packs just isn't enough. Upon finding the Vendor the Vendor refuses sale to the Sandman because he can not serve someone who is intoxicated. Roll 1 die:
1-2: Sandman tells the vendor he understands and turns away. When the vendor looks relieved and off to finish his night The Sandman taps him on the shoulder and delivers a vicious Singapore Cane Shot... then takes all his beer to the back
3-6: The Sandman threatens the Vendor that if he doesn't give him his beer that he will be very sorry and will learn what extreme is. The Vendor, very scared gives The Sandman his beer and run away crying like a baby
5-8: The Sandman has seen enough sissy crap and heads to the ring. He clears the ring out with a steel chair and his Singapore Cane. He then challenges the toughest SOB in the back to come out and have a hardcore match with him where the winner is the last man standing. Roll 1 Die:
1-2: Promoters Choice
3-4: Random Wrestler
5-6: No One Answers. The Commish or CEO or whoever is in charge comes out and tells the Sandman if he wants a match to sign up for one in the back. This makes the Sandman mad but he tells the person they are right and asks them to lead him to where the sign ups are. While they walk to the office, The Sandman nails a White Russian Leg Sweep on the boss and tell shim to make a match for him next week and make it hardcore. The person in charge agrees and when Sandman is walking away, the person makes it a special match!!! Up to you promoter!!!!
9-11: The Sandman finds someone to do an interview with him. Sandman is clearly drunk but wants the world to know what a bad a** he is. Suddenly a random wrestler comes out and attacks The Sandman and it degenerates into a brawl. The Commish comes out and orders a falls count anywhere match to begin. A ref comes out and takes control. Guy attacking Sandman rolls on lvl 2 offense
12: The Sandman begins harassing anyone who comes into his way and this prompts the Commish to call the cops. Sandman tells the cops he isn't drunk and he is fine. After a few minutes the officers convince The Sandman to leave the building. While escorting him out he attacks the cops and starts wailing them with his Singapore Cane. Soon about 6 or 8 cops jump on Sandman and taser him and take him away to the drunk tank for the night!!! Sandman is off to jail and unable to compete tonight. He forfeits any matches he is in.
